Monday, 25 December 2006

I Dream of Debian

Last night I had several odd dreams. In my last dream, I dreamt I was working in some sort of office with my desk facing a coworker. We were sitting there and a colleague came in and started talking to my coworker something about installed packages. My coworker started typing away to figure something out when the colleague tossed in his two bits saying:

"Why don't you just rpm -qa"

This infuriated me! I jumped up and shouted:

"There's not fucking RPM in Debian, you son of a bitch!"

So the colleague ducked his head and bolted from the room and my coworker sat there flabbergasted. I sat down rubbing my jaw because I had yelled so loud I had strained it. And then I woke up.

So I guess this is just a subconcious warning: Don't make RedHat jokes about Debian systems. I get very upset, apparently.

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